February 8, 2026

The Lowest Animal (profound essay) by Mark Twain - humor

 Published 1896


Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. It is a trait that is not known to the higher animals.

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the lower animals (so-called), and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. For it obliges me to renounce my allegiance to the Darwinian theory of the Ascent of Man from the Lower Animals; since it now seems plain to me that the theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one, this new and truer one to be named the 'Descent of Man from the Higher Animals'.

In proceeding toward this unpleasant conclusion I have not guessed or speculated or conjectured, but have used what is commonly called the scientific method. That is to say, I have subjected every postulate that presented itself to the crucial test of actual experiment, and have adopted it or rejected it according to the result. Thus I verified and established each step of my course in its turn before advancing to the next. These experiments were made in the London Zoological Gardens, and covered many months of painstaking and fatiguing work.

Before particularizing any of the experiments, I wish to state one or two things, which seem to more properly belong in this place than further along. This, in the interest of clearness. The massed experiments established to my satisfaction certain generalizations, to wit:

1. That the human race is of one distinct species. It exhibits slight variations (in color, stature, mental caliber, and so on) due to climate, environment, and so forth; but it is a species by itself, and not to be confounded with any other.

2. That the quadrupeds are a distinct family, also. This family exhibits variations (in color, size, food preferences, and so on; but it is a family by itself).

3. That the other families (the birds, the fishes, the insects, the reptiles, etc.) are more or less distinct, also. They are in the procession. They are links in the chain, which stretches down from the higher animals to man at the bottom.

Some of my experiments were quite curious. In the course of my reading I had come across a case where, many years ago, some hunters on our Great Plains organized a buffalo hunt for the entertainment of an English earl. They had charming sport. They killed seventy-two of those great animals; and ate part of one of them and left the seventy-one to rot. In order to determine the difference between an anaconda and an earl (if any) I caused seven young calves to be turned into the anaconda’s cage. The grateful reptile immediately crushed one of them and swallowed it, then lay back satisfied. It showed no further interest in the calves, and no disposition to harm them. I tried this experiment with other anacondas; always with the same result. The fact stood proven that the difference between an earl and an anaconda is that the earl is cruel and the anaconda isn’t; and that the earl wantonly destroys what he has no use for, but the anaconda doesn’t. This seemed to suggest that the anaconda was not descended from the earl. It also seemed to suggest that the earl was descended from the anaconda, and had lost a good deal in the transition.

I was aware that many men who have accumulated more millions of money than they can ever use have shown a rabid hunger for more, and have not scrupled to cheat the ignorant and the helpless out of their poor servings in order to partially appease that appetite. I furnished a hundred different kinds of wild and tame animals the opportunity to accumulate vast stores of food, but none of them would do it. The squirrels and bees and certain birds made accumulations, but stopped when they had gathered a winter s supply, and could not be persuaded to add to it either honestly or by chicane. In order to bolster up a tottering reputation the ant pretended to store up supplies, but I was not deceived. I know the ant. These experiments convinced me that there is this difference between man and the higher animals: he is avaricious and miserly; they are not.

In the course of my experiments I convinced myself that among the animals man is the only one that harbors insults and injuries, broods over them, waits till a chance offers, then takes revenge. The passion of revenge is unknown to the higher animals.

Roosters keep harems, but it is by consent of their concubines; therefore no wrong is done. Men keep harems but it is by brute force, privileged by atrocious laws, which the other sex was allowed no hand in making. In this matter man occupies a far lower place than the rooster.

Cats are loose in their morals, but not consciously so. Man, in his descent from the cat, has brought the cats looseness with him but has left the unconsciousness behind (the saving grace which excuses the cat). The cat is innocent, man is not.

Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity (these are strictly confined to man); he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing; they are not ashamed. Man, with his soiled mind, covers himself. He will not even enter a drawing room with his breast and back naked, so alive are he and his mates to indecent suggestion. Man is The Animal that Laughs. But so does the monkey, as Mr. Darwin pointed out; and so does the Australian bird that is called the laughing jackass. No! Man is the Animal that Blushes. He is the only one that does it or has occasion to.

At the head of this article we see how three monks were burnt to death a few days ago, and a prior put to death with atrocious cruelty. Do we inquire into the details? No; or we should find out that the prior was subjected to unprintable muti­lations. Man (when he is a North American Indian) gouges out his prisoners eyes; when he is King John, with a nephew to render untroublesome, he uses a red-hot iron; when he is a religious zealot dealing with heretics in the Middle Ages, he skins his captive alive and scatters salt on his back; in the first Richards time he shuts up a multitude of Jew families in a tower and sets fire to it; in Columbus’s time he captures a family of Spanish Jews and (but that is not printable; in our day in England a man is fined ten shillings for beating his mother nearly to death with a chair, and another man is fined forty shillings for having four pheasant eggs in his possession without being able to satisfacto­rily explain how he got them). Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. It is a trait that is not known to the higher animals. The cat plays with the frightened mouse; but she has this excuse, that she does not know that the mouse is suffering. The cat is moderate (inhumanly moderate: she only scares the mouse, she does not hurt it; she doesn’t dig out its eyes, or tear off its skin, or drive splinters under its nails) man-fashion; when she is done playing with it she makes a sudden meal of it and puts it out of its trouble. Man is the Cruel Animal. He is alone in that distinction.

The higher animals engage in individual fights, but never in organized masses. Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and with calm pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the only animal that for sordid wages will march out, as the Hessians did in our Revolution, and as the boyish Prince Napoleon did in the Zulu war, and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no harm and with whom he has no quarrel.

Man is the only animal that robs his helpless fellow of his country takes possession of it and drives him out of it or destroys him. Man has done this in all the ages. There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle after cycle, by force and bloodshed.


Man is the only Slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage under him in one way or another. In our day he is always some mans slave for wages, and does that mans work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.

Man is the only Patriot. He sets himself apart in his own country, under his own flag, and sneers at the other nations, and keeps multitudinous uniformed assassins on hand at heavy expense to grab slices of other peoples countries, and keep them from grabbing slices of his. And in the intervals between campaigns, he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man, with his mouth.

Man is the Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion, several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself, and cuts his throat if his theology isn’t straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother’s path to happiness and heaven. He was at it in the time of the Caesars, he was at it in Mahomet’s time, he was at it in the time of the Inquisition, he was at it in France a couple of centuries, he was at it in England in Mary’s day, he has been at it ever since he first saw the light, he is at it today in Crete (as per the telegrams quoted above) he will be at it somewhere else tomorrow. The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out, in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.

Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal. Note his history, as sketched above. It seems plain to me that whatever he is he is not a reasoning animal. His record is the fantastic record of a maniac. I consider that the strongest count against his intelligence is the fact that with that record back of him he blandly sets himself up as the head animal of the lot: whereas by his own standards he is the bottom one.

In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which the other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.

Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansas; a Buddhist from China; a Brahman from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.

One is obliged to concede that in true loftiness of character, Man cannot claim to approach even the meanest of the Higher Animals. It is plain that he is constitutionally incapable of approaching that altitude; that he is constitutionally afflicted with a Defect, which must make such approach forever impossible, for it is manifest that this defect is permanent in him, indestructible, ineradicable.

I find this Defect to be the Moral Sense. He is the only animal that has it. It is the secret of his degradation. It is the quality, which enables him to do wrong. It has no other office. It is in capable of performing any other function. It could never hate been intended to perform any other. Without it, man could do no wrong. He would rise at once to the level of the Higher Animals.

Since the Moral Sense has but the one office, the one capacity (to enable man to do wrong) it is plainly without value to him. It is as valueless to him as is disease. In fact, it manifestly is a disease. Rabies is bad, but it is not so bad as this disease. Rabies enables a man to do a thing, which he could not do when in a healthy state: kill his neighbor with a poisonous bite. NC) one is the better man for having rabies: The Moral Sense enables a man to do wrong. It enables him to do wrong in a thousand ways. Rabies is an innocent disease, compared to the Moral Sense. No one, then, can be the better man for having the Moral Sense. What now, do we find the Primal Curse to have been? Plainly what it was in the beginning: the infliction upon man of the Moral Sense; the ability to distinguish good from evil; and with it, necessarily, the ability to do evil; for there can be no evil act without the presence of consciousness of it in the doer of it.

And so I find that we have descended and degenerated, from some far ancestor (some microscopic atom wandering at its pleasure between the mighty horizons of a drop of water perchance) insect by insect, animal by animal, reptile by reptile, down the long highway of smirch less innocence, till we have reached the bottom stage of development (namable as the Human Being). Below us, nothing.



January 1, 2026

2025 in Photos: Anti-Trump Protest Signs, Shocking Posts & Stories

2025 was a year of mass nationwide protesting of the Trump Administration. Hands-Off, No-Kings, and Good-Trouble were a few that drew large crowds of protesters in all 50 states. There were many protests of Trump in foreign countries too. There was Trump offensive misconduct; sharing vile AI videos and shocking statements on social media. There were illegal and incompetent actions from this administration; depicting fascism and not following constitutional law. We The People, many of us, were distressed in 2025 and this is a photo essay of the resistance to this political regime. The many protest signs depict the issues of concern. 







Jimmy Kimmel's return monologue in Sept. 2025, drew nearly 6.3 million viewers 
on TV & over 26 million views on YouTube & social media; setting records for
 late-night hosting; despite affiliate blackouts. 


Prominent Republicans and Trump frequently claimed that the anti-Trump
protesters were paid; a claim that was widely debunked as lacking evidence. 
 

In 2025, under Trump, South Koreans in the U.S. faced immigration enforcement, 
highlighted by a major ICE raid on a Hyundai vehicle battery plant in Georgia;
detaining hundreds of Korean workers for visa violations - sparking outrage
and diplomatic tension. 




Trump posted a vile, insensitive, untruthful, & egomaniacal post after the murder 
of  Rob Reiner and his wife; who were horrifically killed by their own child. 




Scotland letting Trump know he's not welcome when he visited. 






The One Big Beautiful Bill Act which Trump signed into law on July 4, 2025,
includes cuts to Medicaid of almost 1 trillion over the next 10 years. 


So many people around the world watched the CBS-censored segment
after Canadians leaked it. Many watched on YouTube, who soon deleted it.













The U.S. Constitution, through the 5th & 14th Amendment's Due Process Clauses,
guarantees fundamental fairness & legal rights (notices & a chance to be heard) to
all persons on U.S. soil, not just citizens, including documented or undocumented 
immigrants, when the government seeks to deprive them of life, liberty or property.
There have been many cases in 2025 where this administration violated this. 




Trump's attacks on female reporters have frequently included highly personal, 
gendered, and physically demeaning language. 


Of the 280+ men Trump sent to CECOT, a small fraction had records of violent crime. 




Independent, non-partisan analyses of Trump administration policies indicate that the 
benefits have largely favored the rich, while some measures have reduced resources
or increased costs for lower-income and needy individuals. 


The Scottish protesting Trump's visit.




In Trump's Christmas message, he refers to half of Americans as the "radical Left Scum".


Trump propaganda; displaying banners of himself.


Greenlanders protesting Trump trying to buy Greenland. 







The people are calling for Trump to demilitarize their cities - as he sent the 
National Guard into cities; mostly Democrat-run cities. After a Supreme Court loss, 
he removed troops from Portland, Chicago, and Los Angeles. 


Resistance in the U.S. in 2025 was characterized by widespread protests against
Trump administration policies. 






After the 2nd 'No Kings' protest, Trump shared an AI video of him dropping poop on 
protesters. There were over 7 million Americans protesting on October 18, 2025. 










A young protester from New Zealand.





Protesting the DOGE cuts headed by Elon Musk. 




The Un-Supreme Court allowed ICE to racially profile people in America.


Several times in 2025, Trump speaks about controlling Greenland; a sovereign country.



In 2025, Trump threatens sovereign nations. 




In 2025, Trump's actions were characterized by legal experts & media reports as 
wide-ranging "extortion-industrial complex" and a "protection racket" aimed at
consolidating power, enriching himself, & targeting opponents. This racket involved
weaponizing federal agencies like the Dept. of Justice & the Federal Communications 
Commission - to force compliance from private companies & political rivals. 





Trump shared an AI video on social media called Trump Gaza. 





London, U.K. welcoming Trump. 


London, U.K. 


Canadians telling Trump they will never be the 51st state. 


The 'Good Trouble Lives On' nationwide day of action took place on July 17, 2025,
honoring civil rights icon John Lewis on the anniversary of his passing, with protests
against the Trump administration's policies on civil rights, immigration, & healthcare. 


Protesters in Alaska for Putin's visit with Trump. 





In 2025, discussions around oligarchy intensified, focusing on extreme wealth 
concentration among tech billionaires & its translation into disproportionate
political power, with reports from Oxfam & others highlighting how policies
favor the ultra-rich, leading to increased inequality & concerns of democratic erosion.






Tesla Takedown protests of Elon Musk worked, but Trump administration subsidized Elon.


In January 2025, Trump repeatedly threatened to "take back" the Panama Canal.


Trump's tariffs are taking a toll on U.S. businesses & households. 
.





In November 2025, Trump's approval rating sank to 36% according to Gallup polls. 


Everglades Detention Facility where more than 95% detainees held there 
originated from Latin American countries. Amnesty International & others
have reported human rights abuses. 









But Canadians linked it and many millions globally watched it. 










Protest sign made of humans at Ocean Beach, San Francisco
 






Ireland telling Trump he is not welcome.































Throughout 2025, critics, legal experts & reports alleged Trump took actions that defied
his constitutional oath of office. Allegations focused on the expansion of executive 
power, efforts to bypass judicial orders, & challenges to established constitutional rights. 














Trump granted executive clemency to more than 1,600 individuals as of July 2025,
all of whom were charged or convicted of federal criminal offenses. 



The Mohsen Mahdawi case involved an unjust deportation attempt of a lawful
permanent resident & Columbia University student; arrested at his U.S. citizenship
interview, for pro-Palestinian advocacy. His lawyers argued it was unconstitutional
retaliation for his speech, leading to a federal court ruling for his release from 
detention pending legal challenges against the Trump administration's actions.